Base Jumps...
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Has anyone ever done them off the roof of a home? 
Wasn't planning on EVER doing this, but... I found a leak in my fireplace a couple of hours ago, so me acting like "Mr. Action Jackson", I grabbed the 14' extension ladder, got up to the top of the house, started to move towards the chimney, and my slip-resistent boot slips. I start doing an upright slide (fast), and figured if I fell on my ***, I'd slow down before getting to the end. Well, that slowed me down a bit, but I was then doing a slow baseball slide. Didn't wanna lock my knees, so I had my legs bent slightly in mid-air, landed, and rolled over back to my feet. Stood up, shook off the grass, and walked it off. Now, my right calf muscle is stiff as ****.
Lesson learned, buy a 34' extension ladder, and don't walk on wet shingles.

Wasn't planning on EVER doing this, but... I found a leak in my fireplace a couple of hours ago, so me acting like "Mr. Action Jackson", I grabbed the 14' extension ladder, got up to the top of the house, started to move towards the chimney, and my slip-resistent boot slips. I start doing an upright slide (fast), and figured if I fell on my ***, I'd slow down before getting to the end. Well, that slowed me down a bit, but I was then doing a slow baseball slide. Didn't wanna lock my knees, so I had my legs bent slightly in mid-air, landed, and rolled over back to my feet. Stood up, shook off the grass, and walked it off. Now, my right calf muscle is stiff as ****.

Lesson learned, buy a 34' extension ladder, and don't walk on wet shingles.
Last edited by 95ImpSS; Sep 14, 2008 at 05:09 PM.
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This brings back memories, i was putting a tin roof on my parents garage a few years ago and when my foot slipped, my knees were covered in sweat so i did a slow-motion slide about 10 feet and fell off the edge lol
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I'm sure Ron said that he was injured so the wife would wait on him hand and foot. "Sweatie can you get me a bud light I'm in pain!"
Seriously I had visions when I read your post of exactly how that went down. Good to hear your alright. Vince
Seriously I had visions when I read your post of exactly how that went down. Good to hear your alright. Vince
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Wife (or no one) didn't see me slide off. She knew something happened though. She tried to force me to take Ibuprofen (500mg), but I had just taken one 5 minutes prior. I'll be back to normal before the weekend. I don't see how those guys from Jackass can do **** like that (and worse) intentionally.
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