Funny Text Messages
Jan 15, 2008 | 01:03 PM
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Funny Text Messages
Well im a little bored waiting for my boss to give me work and I just recieved some pretty good texts ppl are forwarding around... if you know anymore post them up. (kinda like a joke thread i guess)
-Hey somebody told me that retards cant text and im trying to prove them wrong so text me back and lets show them *******
-I heard a robber broke into your house and gave you 2 choices: suck his dick or give him your phone??... I see you still have your phone
-How can you tell if your to drunk to drive?? When you swerve to miss a tree and notice its an air freshener
-Hey somebody told me that retards cant text and im trying to prove them wrong so text me back and lets show them *******
-I heard a robber broke into your house and gave you 2 choices: suck his dick or give him your phone??... I see you still have your phone
-How can you tell if your to drunk to drive?? When you swerve to miss a tree and notice its an air freshener
Jan 15, 2008 | 06:11 PM
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..got this one from dozerdan this mornin
the best engine in the world is the *****, takes any size piston, self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and changes its own oil
the best engine in the world is the *****, takes any size piston, self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and changes its own oil
Jan 16, 2008 | 04:11 PM
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-I heard a robber broke into your house and gave you 2 choices: suck his dick or give him your phone??... I see you still have your phone
-How can you tell if your to drunk to drive?? When you swerve to miss a tree and notice its an air freshener
Those are really funny!
-How can you tell if your to drunk to drive?? When you swerve to miss a tree and notice its an air freshener
Those are really funny!
Jan 16, 2008 | 05:28 PM
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From: In a van DOWN BY THE RIVER
Man talks to wife about lowering their cost of living.Man says learn to cook so we can fire the maid. Wife says learn to eat pu$$y so we can fire the gardener.
Ur so sexy you drive me insane, you f@@k me so hard im always in pain, ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber, oh fu&k sorry wrong number.
Beer $10. Bag of weed $20. Condoms $2.75. Finding out she sw@((ows, has no gag reflex Pricless. Screw mastercard, it pays to discover.
John
Ur so sexy you drive me insane, you f@@k me so hard im always in pain, ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber, oh fu&k sorry wrong number.
Beer $10. Bag of weed $20. Condoms $2.75. Finding out she sw@((ows, has no gag reflex Pricless. Screw mastercard, it pays to discover.
John
Last edited by Mangled03gmc; Jan 16, 2008 at 08:19 PM.
Jan 17, 2008 | 12:17 AM
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LOL I have already sent out a few of those......
-Wife tells her husband "no sex tonight, I have a headache". He says "good I just sprinkled aspirin on my dick, you can take it orally or as a suppository".
-Wife tells her husband "no sex tonight, I have a headache". He says "good I just sprinkled aspirin on my dick, you can take it orally or as a suppository".
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Jan 17, 2008 | 01:15 AM
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-When I see you, I smile. When you talk, I'm speechless. When you walk, I stare..Well, what can I say...Retards amuse me. Ha ha.
-Friends=u laugh/I laugh...U cry/I cry..U fight/I fight.. U jump off a bridge/I get a boat n paddle n save your retarded ***.
-A hillbilly was ****** his sister and she started laughin. He asked whats so funny? She said u **** like dad. He says yeah thats what mom said.
-Friends=u laugh/I laugh...U cry/I cry..U fight/I fight.. U jump off a bridge/I get a boat n paddle n save your retarded ***.
-A hillbilly was ****** his sister and she started laughin. He asked whats so funny? She said u **** like dad. He says yeah thats what mom said.
