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Old Jan 20, 2008 | 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by slownlow4.8
man some of these are funny as hell.
here 1:
one day littlejohnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out.
he opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as johnny closed the door.
after business was finished dad went to check on little johnny. he opened his bedroom door to find grandma bent over the dresser and little johnny going at it behind her.
dad yelled,"johnny what the hell are you doing?!"
little johnny replied, " it's not so funny when it's your mom is it?!"
dang, that............would be a long *** text message!
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Old Jan 20, 2008 | 01:07 AM
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True that LOL!!!!
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Old Jan 20, 2008 | 06:03 AM
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Originally Posted by 53bowtie
dang, that............would be a long *** text message!
hate gettin those with Verizon comes as like 12 different messages and sometimes not in order,almost ruins the joke by the time you piece it back together
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Old Jan 20, 2008 | 11:49 AM
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I got a new one

Redneck pickup lines: Did u fart? Cuz you blow me away. R ur parents retarded? Cuz u sure r special. My love 4 u is like diarrhea, I cant hold it in.
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Old Jan 20, 2008 | 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by nickpc82
I got a new one

Redneck pickup lines: Did u fart? Cuz you blow me away. R ur parents retarded? Cuz u sure r special. My love 4 u is like diarrhea, I cant hold it in.
hahahaha
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Old Jan 20, 2008 | 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by nickpc82
I got a new one

Redneck pickup lines: Did u fart? Cuz you blow me away. R ur parents retarded? Cuz u sure r special. My love 4 u is like diarrhea, I cant hold it in.
Who told you my best lines?
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Old Jan 20, 2008 | 10:05 PM
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Little Timmy shows up to school crying, carrying his kitty. When the teacher asks him what happened he said her heard dad tell mom that when the kids leave, " Im gonna eat that *****".
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Old Jan 20, 2008 | 11:11 PM
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these are hilarious
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Old Jan 21, 2008 | 06:38 PM
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Here's another one

-A blonde walks into a cleaners and drops off a blouse. The clerk says "come again" the blonde says " no its mustard."
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Old Jan 21, 2008 | 08:59 PM
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Bungee jumping is like getting a blow job from an ugly chick.......It feels great but HOLY ****! Don't look down.
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