Funny Text Messages
#21
man some of these are funny as hell.
here 1:
one day littlejohnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out.
he opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as johnny closed the door.
after business was finished dad went to check on little johnny. he opened his bedroom door to find grandma bent over the dresser and little johnny going at it behind her.
dad yelled,"johnny what the hell are you doing?!"
little johnny replied, " it's not so funny when it's your mom is it?!"
here 1:
one day littlejohnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out.
he opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as johnny closed the door.
after business was finished dad went to check on little johnny. he opened his bedroom door to find grandma bent over the dresser and little johnny going at it behind her.
dad yelled,"johnny what the hell are you doing?!"
little johnny replied, " it's not so funny when it's your mom is it?!"
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#27
Little Timmy shows up to school crying, carrying his kitty. When the teacher asks him what happened he said her heard dad tell mom that when the kids leave, " Im gonna eat that *****".


