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Jan 17, 2008 | 03:01 PM
#11
Joined: Apr 2004
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From: In a van DOWN BY THE RIVER
Just got this one this morn. A female police officer arrested a man for drunk driving. She said " anything you say can and will be used against you". The drunk man shouted *******.
hahaha
John
hahaha
John
Last edited by Mangled03gmc; Jan 18, 2008 at 02:58 PM.
Jan 18, 2008 | 02:56 PM
#13
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 16,820
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From: In a van DOWN BY THE RIVER
Ha and another, this is from today. Wtf figure I keep it rolling.
The police found a body with no brain, fucked up teeth, a small dick, and a swollen *******, call me so I know your ok. hahaha
John
The police found a body with no brain, fucked up teeth, a small dick, and a swollen *******, call me so I know your ok. hahaha
John
Jan 18, 2008 | 05:56 PM
#16
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 16,820
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From: In a van DOWN BY THE RIVER
Just got this one too..
Minnie told Mickey she wants a divorce. Mickey says " Bitch your fukin crazy" then Minnie said " No, im fukin Goofy" hahahahahahahahahaha
John
Minnie told Mickey she wants a divorce. Mickey says " Bitch your fukin crazy" then Minnie said " No, im fukin Goofy" hahahahahahahahahaha
John
Jan 19, 2008 | 01:41 AM
#17
i recieved this one the other day...
2nd grade student goes home and tells his mom that he has the biggest dick in his class and he asked why, "is it because im black?"
mom anwers, "no dumbass, its cause you are suppose to be in 5th grade!"
2nd grade student goes home and tells his mom that he has the biggest dick in his class and he asked why, "is it because im black?"
mom anwers, "no dumbass, its cause you are suppose to be in 5th grade!"
Jan 19, 2008 | 11:33 AM
#19
a little girl walks past her parents room, looks in the keyhole and says to herself...and this bitch gets mad at me for sucking my thumb...
definition of burning love...reaching for the ky jelly in the dark and grabbing the vicks by accident
why do women wear panties?...cause state laws require all manholes be covered when not in use
why do cows looks sad when bein milked? if some1 woke you up early, rubbed your t!ts 4 2 hours and didn't f*ck you would you be pissed?
ur ridin a horse full speed ahead. there is a giraffe bside u, a elephant in front and a lion bhind u. what do u do? Get ur drunk *** of the merry go round!
definition of burning love...reaching for the ky jelly in the dark and grabbing the vicks by accident
why do women wear panties?...cause state laws require all manholes be covered when not in use
why do cows looks sad when bein milked? if some1 woke you up early, rubbed your t!ts 4 2 hours and didn't f*ck you would you be pissed?
ur ridin a horse full speed ahead. there is a giraffe bside u, a elephant in front and a lion bhind u. what do u do? Get ur drunk *** of the merry go round!
Jan 19, 2008 | 11:11 PM
#20
man some of these are funny as hell.
here 1:
one day littlejohnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out.
he opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as johnny closed the door.
after business was finished dad went to check on little johnny. he opened his bedroom door to find grandma bent over the dresser and little johnny going at it behind her.
dad yelled,"johnny what the hell are you doing?!"
little johnny replied, " it's not so funny when it's your mom is it?!"
here 1:
one day littlejohnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out.
he opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as johnny closed the door.
after business was finished dad went to check on little johnny. he opened his bedroom door to find grandma bent over the dresser and little johnny going at it behind her.
dad yelled,"johnny what the hell are you doing?!"
little johnny replied, " it's not so funny when it's your mom is it?!"