PIT BULL ATTACK in Starkville

An 8 year old boy was riding his bicycle in Starkville, Mississippi, when
he saw his friend being attacked by a large pit bulldog. The boy jumped
off his bike, ran and jumped on the dog's back. After prying the vicious
animal's teeth from his young friend's body, he put the dog in a choke
hold and held on until the dog was dead.

The local newspaper editor happened to witness this feat and after
calling for the ambulance on his cell phone, ran over to the young hero
and said, "Son, that was one of the bravest things I have ever seen.
You're going to make tomorrow's headlines. It will read: Mississippi
State Fan is Hero; Risks His Life; Saves Young Friend From Vicious Pit
Bull Attack"

The youngster said, "That's nice, but I'm not a Mississippi
State Fan".

The editor said, "OK, then it will read: Ole Miss Fan Saves Young
Friend's Life in Pit-Bull Attack

The young man said, "But I'm not an Ole Miss fan."

The editor said, "OK, then it will read: Southern Mississippi Fan Saves
Friend's Life

Once again the young man interrupted, saying, "I'm not a Southern
Mississippi fan, either."

The editor, becoming somewhat irritated, asked, "Then, who is your
favorite team?"

The kid replied with a big smile, "LSU"

The next morning, the local newspaper headlines read: *
BELOVED FAMILY PET MURDERED BY LITTLE COONASS BASTARD*

 

What the hell have you been up to coonass?

 

thats a good one

 

Thanks white. Made my morning!

 

As a tried and true Mississippi state fand I resemble that remark!

 

That's good stuff!

 

That was funny!!!

 

ROFL...that just made it to the office.

 

i like that that was a good one

 

As a State alumni I had to read the thread. Good one Matt!