Burned a Hemi Durango....
06-21-2006, 10:14 AM
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Burned a Hemi Durango....
So I'm at a red light waiting around, listening to my Initial D Soundtrack 
when some dude in a black Hemi Durango pulls up next to me. It's got all the usual refinements, chrome fender "bulges", Solid black window tint, thumpin' stereo, you know the kind of stuff EVERY Durango just HAS to have. Well the guy is jammin' out to his Latino music with the windows down and he kinda gives me this funny look like, Whassup assclown. So I turn my SuperEurobeat up louder. He turns up his. I turn Up mine more. SO the light turns green and he gives it a little gas like he thinks he's better than me or something just because he bought some 6000# minivan on steroids. So I gun it up to about 4500 rpm and he gives me this look like I shoulda just left him alone. So we get to the next light and as soon as it turns green I hammer it, and so does he. I'm spinning almost all the way through first, and he gets a leg up on me until I finally shift to second, at which time I make up the ground I lost and eventually pulled about a car ahead of him before he put on his brakes at about 75mph. I slow down and blare my hyperspastic music at him again and take off after he turns to the left, you know just to rub it in that big ol thug in the durango just got schooled by some hyperspastic emo kid in a Silverado blaring techno. 
when some dude in a black Hemi Durango pulls up next to me. It's got all the usual refinements, chrome fender "bulges", Solid black window tint, thumpin' stereo, you know the kind of stuff EVERY Durango just HAS to have. Well the guy is jammin' out to his Latino music with the windows down and he kinda gives me this funny look like, Whassup assclown. So I turn my SuperEurobeat up louder. He turns up his. I turn Up mine more. SO the light turns green and he gives it a little gas like he thinks he's better than me or something just because he bought some 6000# minivan on steroids. So I gun it up to about 4500 rpm and he gives me this look like I shoulda just left him alone. So we get to the next light and as soon as it turns green I hammer it, and so does he. I'm spinning almost all the way through first, and he gets a leg up on me until I finally shift to second, at which time I make up the ground I lost and eventually pulled about a car ahead of him before he put on his brakes at about 75mph. I slow down and blare my hyperspastic music at him again and take off after he turns to the left, you know just to rub it in that big ol thug in the durango just got schooled by some hyperspastic emo kid in a Silverado blaring techno.
06-21-2006, 10:28 AM
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good job i hate guys who think they got something special when they really don't have anything. Pretty much every soccer mom in america has a hemi durango or an escalade and they both are slow, but racing wasn't what the engineers had in mind when they designed them. Anyway good job
06-21-2006, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Ghostcustoms
I thought they might actual have some power like a V8 astro van, now thats a soccer wagon that moves...
5.3 the thing can move for a fat ***
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06-22-2006, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by DaPurpleRT
Hemi Durango'd take the stock 5.3 Tahoe, but aside from that - slowsville.
And, um, you have the Initial D soundtrack...... LOL
And, um, you have the Initial D soundtrack...... LOL
Of Course! Doriftoda!
http://www.raceweb.co.za/shows/Track...s/PICT0342.jpg
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06-27-2006, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by 97sicksled
every soccer mom in america has a hemi durango or an escalade and they both are slow
Originally Posted by Hydramatic
just because he bought some 6000# minivan on steroids.
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