LMAO!!!! funny ****!

 

Literally crying that was so funny.

 

i was standing in line at walmart a few years back and a lady was unloading her groceries onto the conveyor. she had alot of healthy stuff like carrots, lettuce, tomatoes, apples, protein bars, eggs etc etc. some old drunk guy was standing behind her watching her unload too. out of nowhere he says "you must be single." the lady ignored him and went about her business. curiosity got the best of her by the time she was done paying for her food so she looked back and asked the old drunk man how he could tell that she was single by looking at her food! his reply: i knew because you're ugly

 

LOL wow this thread gets funnier every day