What are your best one liners for people who have absolutely no clue about vehicles.

 

That Whistle, It's a TB spacer i swear

 

Its got a small cam(238/242 605/610) and i changed the muffler.

 

It's stock I swear.

 

Yea, its got a "chip" and a flowmaster with a Tornado with a slight vacuum leak.

 

I dont know officer, I bought it that way.

 

The only reason i lost was because i missed a gear! (auto)

Dustin

 

my vtec didnt kick in

i forgot to lower the air pressure in my tires

i need to change my spark plugs

i forgot to open the bottle

the shift light on my tach didnt work

i cant shift fast cuz my synchros are worn out

thats not fair you have a v8 and stuff (actually said to me about my 4.8 beating his crappy turbo civic)

 

It's got a 327!!!

 

its a 4.8 with a small cam..oh that bottle is just for looks