Joke Of the Day
08-06-2007, 02:45 PM
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Joke Of the Day
A man goes to the doctor and tell his doctor, I cant get wood. the doctor runs some tests and says, the muscles controlling it are non functional due to a viral infection.
The man asks if there is anything that can be done and the doctor informs him of an Experimental treatment.
He explains that they take the muscles from an elephants trunk and implant them. after some assurance that there are no elephants harmed he agrees to the procedure.
3 weeks after the procedure he is cleared for liftoff so he takes his girlfriend out for a romantic dinner.
at dinner his crotch begins to hurt almost to the point of being unbearable so he unzips his pants to relieve the pressure and as that happens his dick comes out, grabs a baked potato off the table and retreats back into his pants.
His girlfriend has a look of general disbelief on her face which turns to curiosity. She asks with an aroused look if he can do that again.
He answers, probably but i dont know if i can fit another potato in my ***.
The man asks if there is anything that can be done and the doctor informs him of an Experimental treatment.
He explains that they take the muscles from an elephants trunk and implant them. after some assurance that there are no elephants harmed he agrees to the procedure.
3 weeks after the procedure he is cleared for liftoff so he takes his girlfriend out for a romantic dinner.
at dinner his crotch begins to hurt almost to the point of being unbearable so he unzips his pants to relieve the pressure and as that happens his dick comes out, grabs a baked potato off the table and retreats back into his pants.
His girlfriend has a look of general disbelief on her face which turns to curiosity. She asks with an aroused look if he can do that again.
He answers, probably but i dont know if i can fit another potato in my ***.
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