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Old Apr 8, 2009 | 02:41 PM
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---Little cell phones, little Purses, and little dogs are the "new" fad in fashion. and soon, my friend, when little dicks are in your going to be a fukin legend!
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Old Apr 8, 2009 | 02:51 PM
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I was sent one the other day. Please don't take offense to it.

Cops in Alabama have found a negro nailed to a tree with 6 bullets in his head, throat cut, and badly burnt. Local Sheriff says it's the worst suicide he's ever seen.
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Old Apr 8, 2009 | 03:25 PM
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my friend sent me one the other day with a nice fine round a$$ pic from the back.. when she went to turn around BAM!! not a lady!!! lol... that sucks!
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Old Apr 8, 2009 | 04:04 PM
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keep em coming these are good
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Old Apr 8, 2009 | 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Mangled03gmc
Just got this one too..

Minnie told Mickey she wants a divorce. Mickey says " Bitch your fukin crazy" then Minnie said " No, im fukin Goofy" hahahahahahahahahaha

John
are you who sends the ones to jeff? cause he sends me most the ones you are posting LMAO
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Old Apr 8, 2009 | 04:24 PM
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those are good
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Old Apr 8, 2009 | 07:22 PM
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Not a text but thought it was funny as hell.

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Old Apr 11, 2009 | 04:28 PM
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lmao these are awesome
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Old Apr 11, 2009 | 04:50 PM
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come on!!!!! doesnt anyone get funny texts anymore?

NOW HIRING: tyson chicken is looking for hard working, self motivated employees. i told them you handled a lot of *****. you start monday!
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Old Apr 11, 2009 | 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by chevrolet all the way
are you who sends the ones to jeff? cause he sends me most the ones you are posting LMAO
Haha yah I sent most if them to Gump....LOL
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