OMG thats ******* funnyyyy

 

A man reading in bed reaches over & gently fingers his wife. Excited she asks if he wanted sex? No just need to wet it to turn the page.

 

I heard you tell a girl the other night you were going to screw her with nine inches and make it hurt. She told me the yesterday you did her nine times and punched her in the face.... WTF mate?

 

Have you ever wondered if your mom ever gave your dad a blow job before she kissed
you good night?? if not i bet you are now..

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a teenage girl asked her mom if its true babies come out where boys stick their *****? her mom said yes and the girl asked wont that break my jaw?

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two cops were tryin to arrest a hooker on the street and she yelled im not selling sex im selling condoms with a free demo

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every hear bout that mouse that took viagra?? half hour later he was walking through the kitchen yellin WHERES THAT ***** AT NOW! HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY

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whats the difference between a washing machine and one night stand?

a washing machine doesnt follow you around for a week after you put a load in it

 

funny a$$ ****

 

Here's another one

-CNN reports a retard escaped from a mental home. 1 million dollar reward. You know I love you but I need the money. So where u at?

 

TTT lets keep this going!!!


one day a long time ago there was a woman who never nagged, bitched or whined. .... but that was a long time ago and just for that day.

 

lmao i just sent like 10 of these

 

i sent that one to an older guy i work with and he replied back "story of my life.." hahah WTF

 

gotten most of these before... ones I been seeing recently involve pictures or vids. and i shudder to think of them