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Old Mar 30, 2007 | 02:13 PM
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Lets all wish Dewmanshu well on his road to recovery. He is getting his vasectomy today. Schmeckie and I both just offered to kick him in the nuts a few times but he declined our offer. I just hope that doctor dosn't "slip" as i would hate to have to break that news to his wife. Poor girl has it bad enough already just being married to the drunk bastard.

GET WELL SOON BUDDY!
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Old Mar 30, 2007 | 02:15 PM
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What I want to know is how did they found a knife so small to cut his tiny nuts
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Old Mar 30, 2007 | 02:19 PM
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let us know how it goes. ive been thinking about the "extra insurance".
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Old Mar 30, 2007 | 02:21 PM
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let us know how it goes. ive been thinking about the "extra insurance".
my friend had it done not long ago. he said it wasn't horrible, just sore for a few days afterwards and hurt to walk. it just makes me sick even thinking about it though....
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Old Mar 30, 2007 | 02:29 PM
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Better Dew than me! Owwww!

J/K bud...hope you have a speedy recovery
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one of my professors used to do them. she said its a 20 minute job, they dont put you to sleep and you drive yourself home and put a ice pack on your crotch for 24 hrs. best of all she said its only like 3-400 bux. think of the money it will save you! im only 23 and want to get nutered
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Old Mar 30, 2007 | 02:40 PM
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Make sure you ice those nuts though....I have a friend who didn't and he was not a happy camper. Painful!
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Old Mar 30, 2007 | 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by TXsilverado
one of my professors used to do them. she said its a 20 minute job, they dont put you to sleep and you drive yourself home and put a ice pack on your crotch for 24 hrs. best of all she said its only like 3-400 bux. think of the money it will save you! im only 23 and want to get nutered
**** they need to figure out a way to make it easily reversable. I'm only 18 but I've spent probably 100+ on rubbers and my girl spends $30 a month on BC
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Old Mar 30, 2007 | 03:46 PM
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it's definitely weird. they dump iodine all over your package, shoot your sac up with lidocain, cut you about an inch, pull one tube out, snip snip. Sew the tube ends up and then pull the other tube out, snip snip, sew those ends up, then sew your sac back up and that's all she wrote. There is a ton of pressure for a couple of seconds as he pulls the vas def out, almost feels like you got kicked in the nuts. Almost. I took a valium for ***** and giggles, but as soon as he pulls that first vas def out...BAM SOBER!

They told me the biggest mistake you can make after the procedure is to not use ice for the first 24 hours and lift stuff for about a week. Anybody who has problems started lifting right away.

Alright, pain killers kicking in...good night. ( <---some of that too )
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Old Mar 30, 2007 | 03:51 PM
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Nice graphics and thanks for the write-up Now go ice your sack!
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