best "beat by a truck excuses"
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#24
Dozerdan calls me up one night and a kid with a mustang was talkin **** about my truck. i didnt want to race him because my trans was messed up with no second gear, so i tell him i will run him from 65-70 roll to were i cant downshift. so i drive 20 miles to race this kid. so i run him up to around 120 and put several lengths on him. we get back and he says that he has really tall gears! im like you gotta be shittin me, as me and danny are bustin up laughin i tell him i gotta 5000lb truck.
#25
whats with stangs always Trying to pick on trucks. they feel bad they still cant beat the times chevys stock ls1 ran 7 years ago.. or is it chevys cobalt ss can beat them now lol.
my best ran was the run of silence. we had some fun thursday night with a good crowd of people. i ran a 08 acr viper. they said to stay in it past the 1/4 if im in front so they can see how it goes(guy has ran 11.4 at 126 in it) so we go past the 1/4 and keep going he never catches, so we run again , my pressures low as **** in the bottle. i tell him we run again he finally passes me a lil after 135 or so because i ran out of gear but he kept going.. like going home hahahaha.
my best ran was the run of silence. we had some fun thursday night with a good crowd of people. i ran a 08 acr viper. they said to stay in it past the 1/4 if im in front so they can see how it goes(guy has ran 11.4 at 126 in it) so we go past the 1/4 and keep going he never catches, so we run again , my pressures low as **** in the bottle. i tell him we run again he finally passes me a lil after 135 or so because i ran out of gear but he kept going.. like going home hahahaha.
#28
"Oh really? how you putting a carb on a fuel injected vehicle. hmmm?"
"Oh the throttle body you say? the throttle body doesn't have any jets, so how does that work?"
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#30
from a roll...i was behind this late 90s 911....he got on it...so i followed and then politely pulled next to him at about 85 as he was going ***** out...i pulled a car length and then let out due to a stop light. at the light he pulls next to me and rolls down the window...in a heavy middle eastern accent says "holy ****...you have some kind of super truck...made my porsche look like a bitch" we both laughed. not really an excuse but funny.
Last edited by EVILGMC; Jan 18, 2009 at 01:16 PM.






