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Old Jan 17, 2009 | 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Sandog
I remember someone giving Parish that excuse....and it is on video somewhere.
that was a funny video. then jim says, turn it on and lets go from here! that guy looked at him like he was crazy and said "up hill? we cant race uphill!!!"

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Old Jan 17, 2009 | 11:29 AM
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LOL where is that video
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Old Jan 17, 2009 | 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by 454navyss
LOL where is that video
it on youtube somewhere check under "parish chevy truck"
that should bring up his vids and just sit back and watch
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Old Jan 17, 2009 | 12:14 PM
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Dozerdan calls me up one night and a kid with a mustang was talkin **** about my truck. i didnt want to race him because my trans was messed up with no second gear, so i tell him i will run him from 65-70 roll to were i cant downshift. so i drive 20 miles to race this kid. so i run him up to around 120 and put several lengths on him. we get back and he says that he has really tall gears! im like you gotta be shittin me, as me and danny are bustin up laughin i tell him i gotta 5000lb truck.
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Old Jan 17, 2009 | 12:29 PM
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whats with stangs always Trying to pick on trucks. they feel bad they still cant beat the times chevys stock ls1 ran 7 years ago.. or is it chevys cobalt ss can beat them now lol.

my best ran was the run of silence. we had some fun thursday night with a good crowd of people. i ran a 08 acr viper. they said to stay in it past the 1/4 if im in front so they can see how it goes(guy has ran 11.4 at 126 in it) so we go past the 1/4 and keep going he never catches, so we run again , my pressures low as **** in the bottle. i tell him we run again he finally passes me a lil after 135 or so because i ran out of gear but he kept going.. like going home hahahaha.
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Old Jan 17, 2009 | 07:43 PM
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when i loose i usually say..."wow, ur truck is faster than mine." and thats it.
excuses are like ********......everyone has them and they stink!
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Old Jan 17, 2009 | 09:36 PM
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A guy in a civic si once told me that he lost because he needed to have his carb re jetted I laughed and took off...
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Old Jan 17, 2009 | 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by sonoma43
A guy in a civic si once told me that he lost because he needed to have his carb re jetted I laughed and took off...
I'd start calling people out.

"Oh really? how you putting a carb on a fuel injected vehicle. hmmm?"

"Oh the throttle body you say? the throttle body doesn't have any jets, so how does that work?"
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Old Jan 18, 2009 | 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by 454navyss
LOL where is that video
Memories.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmS0dqVPeWc
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Old Jan 18, 2009 | 11:06 AM
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from a roll...i was behind this late 90s 911....he got on it...so i followed and then politely pulled next to him at about 85 as he was going ***** out...i pulled a car length and then let out due to a stop light. at the light he pulls next to me and rolls down the window...in a heavy middle eastern accent says "holy ****...you have some kind of super truck...made my porsche look like a bitch" we both laughed. not really an excuse but funny.

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