Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to **** but only farted.


True story.


I peed on myself too. Went through the gap between the seat and top of the toilet and got on my leg.


I love wireless and laptops, makes toilet time more productive. Except when you pee on yourself.

That is all.

 

Ya don't say?

 

did you eat one of those burgers from burger king? IT'LL MAKE YOU SIT!

 

Its because your dick isn't big enough to hang down in. I hate it when that f-in happens. I figured out I had that problem a long time ago.

 

If you are gonna talk about peeing, at least talk about the opposite sex.

 

double-you









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efff.........

 

So you telling me you hadn't ever pissed youself while sitting on the *******?

 

 

Gotta love some of the topics in the southern section!

 

Good grief.....you idiots go work on your damn trucks or something!