Sitting.....
Oct 26, 2006 | 02:29 PM
#22
Originally Posted by TXsilverado
cant say ive ever peed on myself while i was crapping, but one time i was drunk at a party and was trying to pee between my drivers side door and the cab(door is open). it was dark outside and ladies were everywhere so i turned off the cab light too. i was so plastered i ended up peeing inside of the little cubby hole in the door and when i got in and closed the door **** got slung up all over my left side and all over my face 
i was out of the partying mood after that 
i was out of the partying mood after that ****** Hillarious
Oct 26, 2006 | 02:32 PM
#23
Originally Posted by TXsilverado
nope, went home and showered. none of it got on the seats of the truck that i noticed. my clothes musta sponged it up.
Oct 26, 2006 | 02:36 PM
#24
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I never pissed myself through the toilet but i have missed the toilet in the morning. ya know how in the morning sometimes you get the split **** where it shoots in two different directions? well one stream shot me on the leg then bounced off onto the wall. didn't notice till i was done cause i was wearing pants and didn't feel it till it soaked through 
Oct 26, 2006 | 02:45 PM
#25
Bawwwwaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! !!
That is some of the funniest **** in my life! Pissing in the door pocket!
I've had a lawn chair kick my *** and almost needed stiches. It was just me and the lawn chair in this altercation.
That is some of the funniest **** in my life! Pissing in the door pocket!
I've had a lawn chair kick my *** and almost needed stiches. It was just me and the lawn chair in this altercation.
Oct 26, 2006 | 04:04 PM
#27
In highschool we would all go over to a buddies and get shitty. It had rained earlier and we were outside on one side of the driveway where everyone pisses there is a steep hill and it was muddy and dark. We are just hangin out smoking and we hear OH **** and look over and Terry is gone, what the hell where did he go. He was pissing off the side of the hill and had slipped and rolled all the way down, we hear him at the bottom son of a bitch. He was sliding around trying to get back up the hill covered in **** and mud I laughed my *** off.
Oct 26, 2006 | 04:17 PM
#28
Originally Posted by JT-bo
I never pissed myself through the toilet but i have missed the toilet in the morning. ya know how in the morning sometimes you get the split **** where it shoots in two different directions? well one stream shot me on the leg then bounced off onto the wall. didn't notice till i was done cause i was wearing pants and didn't feel it till it soaked through
Hahaha. Been there! It happened to me after a crazy night with the gf. I hit the wall with one stream but the other stream was right the **** on! (in the toilet)
Oct 26, 2006 | 10:41 PM
#30
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From: Temple TX
i gave a drunk bitch a ride home when i was in kansas, and i guess she didnt like the 1-2 shift. so i slept my own hangover off all saterday( it was hot and sticky outside... kansas summer). woke up sunday and did laundry, farted around the house... did a whole lotta nothing. woke up MONDAY and the puke she so graciously hid in the door pocket in my truck had fermented all weekend with the windows up and sitting in the sun. it formed an instant layer of something to be described as mold.... over the ENTIRE inside of my truck. it was Bacardi Limon, and i STILL smell it, 2 years later.