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Old Oct 26, 2006 | 09:50 AM
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So you telling me you hadn't ever pissed youself while sitting on the *******?
nah, have the dipping problem occasionally... gotta be conscious (sp?) of this often times. Not a big issue unless ya lean forward...


BTW... laptop time on the can IS more productive... that's how I surf in peace.
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Old Oct 26, 2006 | 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by TurboGibbs
So you telling me you hadn't ever pissed youself while sitting on the *******?
not at all...i have peed on myself plenty of times BUT i was more commenting on the supplied picture by dewey and the fact this was not just an aside to an existing thread but was important enough for its own thread. god bless the south everyone
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Old Oct 26, 2006 | 10:34 AM
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bwah haha pissing on your self while your shittin isn't near as bad as zippin your self up
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Old Oct 26, 2006 | 10:35 AM
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cant say ive ever peed on myself while i was crapping, but one time i was drunk at a party and was trying to pee between my drivers side door and the cab(door is open). it was dark outside and ladies were everywhere so i turned off the cab light too. i was so plastered i ended up peeing inside of the little cubby hole in the door and when i got in and closed the door **** got slung up all over my left side and all over my face i was out of the partying mood after that
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Old Oct 26, 2006 | 10:40 AM
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im not gonna lie....thats digusting but nonetheless, a sweet party story.
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Old Oct 26, 2006 | 10:48 AM
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oh, i wasnt laughing at the time
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Old Oct 26, 2006 | 11:15 AM
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Bwahahahaha LOL @ peeing in your door pocket!!!!

Originally Posted by TurboGibbs

Its because your dick isn't big enough to hang down in. I hate it when that f-in happens. I figured out I had that problem a long time ago.
It was....uhhhhh...really really cold....and stuff.....
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Old Oct 26, 2006 | 11:27 AM
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hahahahahahahah that's the funniest **** i have ever heard
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Old Oct 26, 2006 | 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by TXsilverado
cant say ive ever peed on myself while i was crapping, but one time i was drunk at a party and was trying to pee between my drivers side door and the cab(door is open). it was dark outside and ladies were everywhere so i turned off the cab light too. i was so plastered i ended up peeing inside of the little cubby hole in the door and when i got in and closed the door **** got slung up all over my left side and all over my face i was out of the partying mood after that

BWAhahahahahahahahahahahaha thats the funniest thing i have ever heard!
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Old Oct 26, 2006 | 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by TXsilverado
cant say ive ever peed on myself while i was crapping, but one time i was drunk at a party and was trying to pee between my drivers side door and the cab(door is open). it was dark outside and ladies were everywhere so i turned off the cab light too. i was so plastered i ended up peeing inside of the little cubby hole in the door and when i got in and closed the door **** got slung up all over my left side and all over my face i was out of the partying mood after that
Oh my, that is just nasty! The worst part about that story is the clean-up. that would suck cleaning that **** up afterwards, hopefully you did not wait until the next morning after sleeping it off...

We should start a new thread for Drunken stories...
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