Sitting.....
#11
Originally Posted by TurboGibbs
So you telling me you hadn't ever pissed youself while sitting on the *******?
BTW... laptop time on the can IS more productive... that's how I surf in peace.
#12
formerly silverbrick (changed 02/17/2013)
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From: Pasadena, Tx
Originally Posted by TurboGibbs
So you telling me you hadn't ever pissed youself while sitting on the *******?
#14
cant say ive ever peed on myself while i was crapping, but one time i was drunk at a party and was trying to pee between my drivers side door and the cab(door is open). it was dark outside and ladies were everywhere so i turned off the cab light too. i was so plastered i ended up peeing inside of the little cubby hole in the door and when i got in and closed the door **** got slung up all over my left side and all over my face
i was out of the partying mood after that
i was out of the partying mood after that
#17
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From: Phoenix, AZ
Bwahahahaha LOL @ peeing in your door pocket!!!! 
Its because your dick isn't big enough to hang down in. I hate it when that f-in happens. I figured out I had that problem a long time ago.
It was....uhhhhh...really really cold....and stuff.....

Originally Posted by TurboGibbs
Its because your dick isn't big enough to hang down in. I hate it when that f-in happens. I figured out I had that problem a long time ago.

#19
Originally Posted by TXsilverado
cant say ive ever peed on myself while i was crapping, but one time i was drunk at a party and was trying to pee between my drivers side door and the cab(door is open). it was dark outside and ladies were everywhere so i turned off the cab light too. i was so plastered i ended up peeing inside of the little cubby hole in the door and when i got in and closed the door **** got slung up all over my left side and all over my face
i was out of the partying mood after that 
i was out of the partying mood after that 
BWAhahahahahahahahahahahaha thats the funniest thing i have ever heard!
#20
Originally Posted by TXsilverado
cant say ive ever peed on myself while i was crapping, but one time i was drunk at a party and was trying to pee between my drivers side door and the cab(door is open). it was dark outside and ladies were everywhere so i turned off the cab light too. i was so plastered i ended up peeing inside of the little cubby hole in the door and when i got in and closed the door **** got slung up all over my left side and all over my face
i was out of the partying mood after that 
i was out of the partying mood after that 
We should start a new thread for Drunken stories...






