Well the fire department that i'm a member of had the chance to work the concession stand at a Junior PBR event to help with our proceeds. Well i get there and i hear them talkin about a wild cow milking competition and a hard money thing where they tie a ribbon to a bulls horns and you have to grab it off for some cash. Well i ended up entering both. Me and 2 other buddys got out in the Ring for the milking comp. There was 6 other teams of 3 out there and 9 wild cows. Well they let the cows loose and we all run up to them with a rope trying to snag one and ends up the cows go ****** crazy people are gettin run over and trampled. Well i get a rope on one and while im doin that i look and one of them is coming at me full speed ahead. i lower my shoulder and she hits me HARD i hit my face on her horn and she steps on my ankle. WEll i push off and run for the fence and realize im ok and head back out. I get the rope back on her and start to pull as hard as i can and turns out i pull alittle to hard and we choke her out and the cow passes out and falls over . haha after i get done laughing we had to beat the cow to get her awake and up.

well now i'm calming down and my adrenaline is almost gone and i'm not scared anymore and i realize my eye is turnin red and my ankle is killing me.
So now i have a black eye and a swolen and bruised up ankle.

Just figured i'd share this and give ya'll a good laugh.

 

At least you didnt get burnt...............................

 

LMAO I was gonna post this


When I saw his name and Rodeo. I knew hilarity was to ensue

 

yeah my ankle is so damn sore today

 

That is some funny *** **** right there. Eric you almost killed the damn cow. ROTFLMFAO to funny! Vince

 

How black is the eye

He Didn't get burnt but almost had a ivory enema had i not gave him a heads up

 

yeah seeing how you yelled at me tellin me that i was going to get a horn up my *** haha... it's not really black is just sore along with me ankle thats hurtin so bad

 

bad thing is i really did think i killed it. but i was gettin a little revenge haha

 

She'll never be the same again