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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 03:57 PM
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Well, its that time again where we award the most outstanding(or worse) accomplishments of each member in this area.

1. The OFFICIAL king of ricer flybys award goes to......... Bondo. He lives his life miles at a time, especially when the other guy has slowed down. Honorable mention goes to theNewguy.

2.The FBODY king of ricer flybys award goes to........ Ruthless. That's right, its always a race when you're following somebody, slam it down a gear, and whip by the opponent. A win is a win!!!! Honorable mention goes to Dannie Poo. He hasn't had the car enough, but I'm certain he'll dominate in 2007

3. The OFFICIAL king of Reverse award goes to.......Dannie Poo!!!! Leave it to Dannie Poo to find reverse at will during any race. If you're far enough ahead of your opponent, why not give them a chance and miss third?!?! No awards are given for honorable mention here.

4. The OFFICIAL scared of import trucks award goes to........theNEWguy!!!That's right kiddies, if its black, an import, and driving crazy, ole Newguy is calling up his crew to tell them how scared he is and asking us what to do. He's getting pretty serious in mods now hoping that will keep him out of harms way at the touch of the throttle.

5. The OFFICIAL too good for you now award goes to.....twinturbo. He was one of the boyz when he was riding in the pimpmobile intrigue, but now that his "race" car is back on the road, he shuns his fellow boyz to no end. Shame on you!!!!

6.The OFFICIAL don't let this guy work on your car award goes to......LilRick. From what I understand, he does good work on vehicles. That's not what won him the award. Seems lilRick likes to take his victims vehicles for alittle "test drive" after completion. His test drives including high speeds, doughnuts, street racing, and other mayhem. Better keep your eye on this one if you ever need any work done.

7. The OFFICIAL worst drifter in America award goes to......F-body Patrol. He may be the king of the drifters here in MS, but he's got a ton of work to do before he can compete on the Japanese level. I'd probably start by getting rid of the bft drag radials he was using to practice is drifting techniques and swapping over to a little more suited tire. Also, you must watch that movie Drifting 101 at my house at least 100 times before you can be king.

8. The OFFICIAL how did I get myself into this award goes to......Crows_camaro. Regardless of who said what, this guy has got to be wondering how he got put in the line of fire. Is he the fastest? Did he win or lose the races? Will he Bondo in their Pinks style negotiation? Only time will tell.......

9. The OFFICIAL fastest fbody in the area goes to.......Ruthless. Even without traction, a functioning clutch, and tires with any kind of tread, Ruthless has still held on to the King of the Hill position using only his airlid, cutout, and Vin Diesel style shifting. Is he running 12s? 11s? Only the timeslip will be able to verify. Look out Dirty, cause the Ruthless M6 is coming for you.

10. The OFFICIAL best mods done to a care purchased recently goes to.......yours truly. Yep, how can you beat a car with redwire loom covering everything, a pink airlid,brake calipers,tag light, and center caps? Also going with the theme is the spray painted "gunmetal" rims. It was pimped out, and cost a good bit of money for some idiot to accomplish.

11. The OFFICIAL loves their car way to much award goes to......ERICA. Sorry, guys, but the only Duke Girl in the group takes this one home. She comes to my house everyday, but spends almost 70% of her time sitting in her Maxima with the radio playing. What is she doing? Who knows.
Honorable mention goes to Crows_camaro. He drives down our road like his car is made of glass. He might be the first person to travel back in time from going to slow.

12. The OFFICIAL award for most likely to get beat at the track goes to.......civicdragger. Hey, racing isn't his thing, but if you're into looking fast by installing big wings, big exhaust cans, APC stickers, the works......this is the guy to talk to.

13. The OFFICIAL award for MOST LIKELY TO GET SKULL DRUG BY DIRTY goes to.......Goshawk23. Not only is he gonna lose to a host of fbodies, he's going to be destroyed by over a half a track length by dirty. Congrats John!!!!
Crew....any awards I'm leaving out feel free to post up. Let's see what I missed. All winners expect a check in the mail some time next week.

14. The OFFICIAL Rutheless M6 biatch goes to Slowprocess. Not once was he drug down the skreet by ruthless but soon to be twice. what makes this such a great award is ruthless has a burnt up clutch and bald tires and can still run in the low 12's while leaving a certain SS in the dust.

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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 04:07 PM
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hahaha thats good ****.... how long it take you to think all that up???
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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 04:12 PM
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I demand a re-count!
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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Blaze5509
I demand a re-count!
There are a few questionable winners, but we do have alot of video and photo evidence to back up most of the final results.
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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 05:07 PM
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I tried to read all of that but it gave me a headache
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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by ranwalk
I tried to read all of that but it gave me a headache
You should try hanging out with these clowns!!!!!
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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 05:50 PM
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You have too much time on your hands. I think you need a hobby.
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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 05:50 PM
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yeah that was pretty good and about crows camero he aint got to give me **** when the truck is back runnin we will do it duke boyz style not pinks. and slow you know want i mean by saying when my trukc gets back RUNNING.
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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 06:58 PM
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im not happy with this at all
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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 07:53 PM
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me either i hate wings and apc stickers you dam fudgepacker haahhaahhaha i like draggin and you shall have video soon weldin some new metal on tomorrow!!!! o yea and as far as you ...... you win BEST LS1 VS LT1 PUNCH (HIS HAND VS BEDROOM DOOR) hahahaha and twinturd wins the THAT GUY AT THE PARTY OUTSIDE ON THE PHONE ALL NIGHT award.... and ruthless wins the 0 to pimp award from one girl to twenty in one week!!!!! congrats on all awards gentlemen
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