my truck surprised me!
#1
well, i was coming to work this morning, and this asswipe kept riding my ***.
i was starting to get pissed, as i was already going 80 with a vehicle in front of me...and in this situation i always like to let them around, and then ride their *** to repay the favor!


so i get over, the guy in front of me does too...and dude behind me blows by....it is a fuggin Saturn ion with a coffee can under the bumper....loud as ****...so i nail it....drop down in second and i am up his butt...
then its on...luckily i turned my speed limiter off a couple days ago
so i stay in his *** til about 125 or so....WAY up his ***, i felt like i needed a truck condom
he finally gets over and tried to give me a thumbs up...so give him a finger up and go on to work. i got here 6 minutes early this morning! thanks ********!

i was starting to get pissed, as i was already going 80 with a vehicle in front of me...and in this situation i always like to let them around, and then ride their *** to repay the favor!



so i get over, the guy in front of me does too...and dude behind me blows by....it is a fuggin Saturn ion with a coffee can under the bumper....loud as ****...so i nail it....drop down in second and i am up his butt...
then its on...luckily i turned my speed limiter off a couple days ago
so i stay in his *** til about 125 or so....WAY up his ***, i felt like i needed a truck condom
he finally gets over and tried to give me a thumbs up...so give him a finger up and go on to work. i got here 6 minutes early this morning! thanks ********!
#2
what are you, a cop??

this dude rode my *** for 5 miles... we had open road ahead and i felt like.
i had fun...but yeah, sometimes i get drunk and look for races too. dick.
peace out dudley doo right


this dude rode my *** for 5 miles... we had open road ahead and i felt like.
i had fun...but yeah, sometimes i get drunk and look for races too. dick.

peace out dudley doo right
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Random - If you don't like what people do don't post, easy as that. This is the street racing forum, most things posted in here are stupid to do, don't need to hear it everytime someone post.
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#5
No dude, I'm not a cop. I don't give a **** it you race till 200 mph, but what you described is ******* stupid. Were you really racing IN THE SAME LANE? What if he hit his brakes? What if he came up on another car and he switched lanes.
My bitching has nothing to do with you street racing, but trailing somebody like what you described is just plain stupid.
My bitching has nothing to do with you street racing, but trailing somebody like what you described is just plain stupid.
#6
maybe i should have slammed on brakes and made him eat my bumper? surely that's what folks like that deserve.
yes father...i promise not to race anymore til i graduate high school.
holy **** dude.....what if...what if...
there is crazy **** goin on everywhere you look, YOU are never in control of your neighbors beside you...dont care how fast or slow you drive. trust me.
i just traded my bike in for that reason....people drive stupid, i get frustrated and feel like running them over. i had a great time doing it, i must say. very refreshing.
i think i am done with this pissing contest, as my ***** is fairly short in this cold weather.
good day.
dick

yes father...i promise not to race anymore til i graduate high school.

holy **** dude.....what if...what if...
there is crazy **** goin on everywhere you look, YOU are never in control of your neighbors beside you...dont care how fast or slow you drive. trust me.
i just traded my bike in for that reason....people drive stupid, i get frustrated and feel like running them over. i had a great time doing it, i must say. very refreshing.
i think i am done with this pissing contest, as my ***** is fairly short in this cold weather.
good day.
dick
#7
maybe i should have slammed on brakes and made him eat my bumper? surely that's what folks like that deserve.
yes father...i promise not to race anymore til i graduate high school.
holy **** dude.....what if...what if...
there is crazy **** goin on everywhere you look, YOU are never in control of your neighbors beside you...dont care how fast or slow you drive. trust me.
i just traded my bike in for that reason....people drive stupid, i get frustrated and feel like running them over. i had a great time doing it, i must say. very refreshing.
i think i am done with this pissing contest, as my ***** is fairly short in this cold weather.
good day.
dick

yes father...i promise not to race anymore til i graduate high school.

holy **** dude.....what if...what if...
there is crazy **** goin on everywhere you look, YOU are never in control of your neighbors beside you...dont care how fast or slow you drive. trust me.
i just traded my bike in for that reason....people drive stupid, i get frustrated and feel like running them over. i had a great time doing it, i must say. very refreshing.
i think i am done with this pissing contest, as my ***** is fairly short in this cold weather.
good day.
dick

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#8
yeah, out here where i work they issue you a STOP badge when you hire in....if you see unsafe activity from coworkers you pull out your little badge and say "STOP", you are being unsafe!!
then they slap you and laugh in your face!!!
seriously, i admit it wasnt a mature decision, but i was frustrated...lots of thigs goin on wit the babymomma drama...and i wanted to run over a dude...
ah well. it all worked out. i got here early.
and defensive driving? were you attending that school to get a ticket off your record?
then they slap you and laugh in your face!!!

seriously, i admit it wasnt a mature decision, but i was frustrated...lots of thigs goin on wit the babymomma drama...and i wanted to run over a dude...
ah well. it all worked out. i got here early.and defensive driving? were you attending that school to get a ticket off your record?
#9
oh, and by the way...this was done on a three lane interstate...there were open lanes all around us...i was just tryin to run over the ******! LOL
i thought it was safe? <three lanes on each side>
i thought it was safe? <three lanes on each side>
#10
nope not safe at all yes i took the class to get some tickets off my record so my insurance would be cheeper for my place of employment..dont matter how many lanes you got thats pretty damn stupid following thing goin 125...plus being on an interstate having a wreck you have no clue on where your truck is going to go and how many more people will be involved and how many people will be killed..driving like an idiot on the interstate is stupid just because of how many more vehicle are at risk


