so you guys know how high school is, its a world filled with rumors and a bunch of kids who think they know everything but they don't know ****. I have been hearing around school that this kid got a chip for his saab and everyones like "dude it added 100 hp" I just roll my eyes. So being the humble man I am I keep my mouth shut and go over and look at this thing. Its a 1993-94 saab 9-3 turbo 5 speed 4 door, its got 103k on it and as far as this "mad tight racing chip" its dead stock. I popped the hood and was like you have got to be kidding me. This **** tard was saying that a guy came over from sweden and tuned like 35 saabs, I just said o ya and walked away shaking my head. This kid and his friends swear they know everything about cars, when in reality they know that I know more than anyone at my gay school about cars and I think they don't like that very much.

Fast foward to today when Im chillen in one of my teachers room with some friends, the kid and his dumb *** friend who previously already delt with me by saying my truck didn't have an 8.1 and that his dads hemi ram is the fastest thing under the sun, walk into the room and go "how you feel about 135mph" I said my truck will do that so what, my friends ws6 does 150 whats your fucken point. So needless to say the kid wants to race me in his dads hemi and the other half wit in the saab wants to race my friends 2003 accord and me. Can anyone tell me why people are so ******* dumb? this whole world has gone to ****, morons every where. So does my truck have a chance? it ran a 16.1 before the cam,rockers,electric fans, and tune, I havent ran it since. sorry for the long *** post

Alex

 

oh lord, hemis are just over rated motors, though the titans on the other hand nahhh lol, but ya just race him and spank him

 

if he got a g/f hey tell him ill race ya for her though then again if she rides with ya all he will be seein is ur back bumper and her wavin at him

 

I think might just open the cut outs and scare the hell out of them

 

funny how High School kids think they know everything.

 

You have a really good setup, I don't know though. I bet you can out drive him though, he sounds just like some punk with a cheesey *** Saab. I say go whoop his ***.

 

ditto

 

Embarass him in front of a lot of people.

 

I will be the first to say I dont know everything about cars but I can hold my own, Im not going to try to make **** up when Im around a person who I knows more than me. I did everything on my truck myself, I have built engines and work on cars and trucks everyday at work. It is just funny to watch these people and the things they say are hilarious, its like I am dealing with stubborn 5 year olds, no matter what they are right. O well can't teach everyone.

Alex

 

I have the same problem with a kid a work and he drives a Hemi. He thinks he has a chance against me. He used to drive an eclipse. Now he drives a Hemi with a chrome exhaust tip, Talks more **** than a chinese radio.