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Old Apr 4, 2010 | 01:22 AM
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Should not be used on pants..

That is all.
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Old Apr 4, 2010 | 01:43 AM
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Zippers...should only be used by professionals. NEVER be in a hurry when you're zipping your pants. Ever.
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Old Apr 4, 2010 | 01:44 AM
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You get the Frank above the Beans or what?
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Old Apr 4, 2010 | 01:50 AM
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Originally Posted by thiems
Zippers...should only be used by professionals. NEVER be in a hurry when you're zipping your pants. Ever.
yea.. i was in a hurry.. I was at the races and my race was coming up and I was in a hurry and yea it got caught I shrieked like a little girl.. Tried to unzip, wouldnt go. Tried again, wouldnt go. So I did the unthinkable and tugged it out and pulled out a little chunk. I had to stay in there a minute and collect my emotions, it almost brought me to tears.
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Old Apr 4, 2010 | 01:59 AM
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When came back to the pits I could tell he'd been crying
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Old Apr 4, 2010 | 06:45 AM
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Are you serious??? I hope not, OUCH!!!!!
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Old Apr 4, 2010 | 08:34 AM
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Funniest thread ever!
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Old Apr 4, 2010 | 08:44 AM
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Ouch! I've felt your pain...button fly FTW! Jagged interlocking pieces of metal should stay far away from such a sensitive area!
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Old Apr 4, 2010 | 08:51 AM
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I bet that had you rethinking your First Gear clutch transmission jobby
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Old Apr 4, 2010 | 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Phantom
When came back to the pits I could tell he'd been crying
haha dick i was not
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