Scion drivers to be particular.

I can drive around my town all day long, pass up Mustangs, F-Bodies, Vettes, even Riced out Ricers, and not get any play. But every time I see a Scion...... The lunch box looking piece of ****, not even the little sportier model, it wants to give it a try. I don't think I have seen one of these box Scions that wasn't an inch from the ground, 6" fart can exhaust, a wing on the back deck and a Tac on the dash bigger than the exhaust tip. And they all want to race.

Had it happen to me last night coming home from work. I guess these guys are just clueless, or else I'm really missing the big secret here.

Needless to say, it didn't end well for the Scion.

 

I saw one of those Scion boxes at the track. It ran an 18....... . . with slicks on.

No joke true story.

 

Thats funny I have never heard that saying before, and the really funny part is that is what they sound like

 

about a month goin down 59 with the cruis set at 65. i cold see the toaster coming from behind going abou 85-90. he passed me but then dropped to neutral to slow down and when his exhaust was in my window he redlined that bitch. i laughed, but never let off of the cruise. after about 15 seconds of this i dropped to 2nd and he knew it was on(cutouts open on the longtubes). i gave him the motion to go and i went about 2 seconds after he got in it(still around 60-65). by 85 i was making a joke of him

i took it up to 120 and left him literally football fields behind and i still dont think he let out of it. when i slowed it down to 85 it took him about a mile to catch up. he rolled up next to me and said "its only a 4 cylinder!" i was like wtf. he picked the race, then he's bitchin because he had his *** handed to him ....ricers

another scion story from last night. it was the car vs the truck. my girlfriend was driving the scion tc and i won. it was a close one

 

Read this story i found over on LS1Tech.

http://www.cardomain.com/ride/273500/13

 

I went over to ScionLife.com, just did a search cause I knew there had to be a forum. lol.

I was reading over there in the performance section and there was a guy bragging about his Xa because he punched it up to 160 WHP. lol. All it took was a full list of bolt-ons, a supercharger or turbo (can't remember which one) and nitrous. lol. He's running 14.2's in the 1/4. And someone was saying they can get like 7 HP gain from swapping heads.

 

I laughed my *** off

 

what a beautiful story... all little boys should be read that right before going to bed.

 

Great story.

 

Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.