A skinny little white guy gets into an elevator, and then looks up and sees this HUGE black dude standing next to him. The big black man sees the little white guy staring at him; and looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch Johnson, 3 pound left ********, 3 pound right ********, Turner Brown."

The little white man just faints and falls to the floor. The big black guy kneels down, shakes him and brings him to. The big man says, "What the hell is wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch Johnson, my left ******** weighs 3 pounds, my right ******** weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...I thought you said, "Turn around!"

 

That funny