the teacher asked the class one day what position they thought they would be in when they died.

one little girl stood up and said i think we will be flat on our back with our hands stretched to the heavens.

the teacher said well thats a great answer so another little girl stood up and agreed.

then little Johnny stood up and said i think we will be flat on our backs with our legs up in the air.

the puzzled teacher said well johnny what makes you say that?

he said well last night i walked by my parents bed room a heard these aweful noises coming out so i opened the door and saw my momma layin on her back with her legs straight up in the air with my dad there on top of her and she was just a screamin "oh God im comin!!!"

i think she woulda made it if my daddy wouldnt have been there to hold her down

 

 

does your mother know you tell jokes like this Blake?

aaaaaahahahahahaha

i am telling

 

i told them the joke lol

 

hehehe!! great!