You know what I mean, big turkey dinner, and your **** smells like a sewage plant?


Big Christmas dinner at my grandparents yesterday and my folks usually get too tipsy on the wine so I gotta drive home, with the brother sleeping in the front. I lock the windows and drop bombs on the hour car ride home.

One time I'm pretty sure I fogged up my window.

Share your Christmas gas stories, or any gas stories. I need some laughs!

 

Hahahah, yah it is pretty bad when you make your self sick from bustin ***...

John

 

Oh, don't get me wrong - I love my own brand. Its the others who aren't happy, cuz 9/10 they don't make any sound, it's just like a tsunami of ****.

 

White castles or onion rings from burger king are the worst! You do know that you are sick in the head for starting this thread. Even worse I find it funny that you did this on the way home.

 

Usually if I try to force farts on an empty stomach the come out brown

 

i cant read **** because i am laughing so hard and my glasses are falling....lmfao!

 

Turkey good, but can't compare to beer farts.. I gag myself some times from my own stench.. It is priceless we will be BS'n in the garage, let one slide.. Just like you said silent, a burner... It is like a concentrate, BOOOOOOOOM, you can cut it with a knife. Have cleared the shop plenty of times.. LMAO then you get man your sick from everybody else.. LIke they never dropped a bomb before... hahahha bastads

 

HAHAHA.... I was at the Sunday calabasas car show today with Brian (blownchevy) and Devin (moregrip) and I let one rip... Brian got the worst of it... and it followed us for about 50 feet.... smelled like rotten broccoli...

 

got to load up on some ammo, when your going some where you really dont want to be.

3 hard boiled eggs, a plate of pork n beans and a bannana for desert.
whooooooooooooo son dont stand near an open flame.
add a little extra stink to the bombs, givem that eye burning feeling.
load up a hot dog with some sour krout.
you will never be invited any where again.

 

Beer and brown beans with green onions, salmon patties, and cornbread fritters work wonders. The foods that produce a good amount of sulfur are the best. Pizza, beer, taco bell (), and white castles work good together for making people puke. )