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Old Dec 29, 2008 | 02:17 AM
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A dozen or more hot wings and several beers. You can't have anything else with it or it will ruin the stew. It will peel the paint!
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Old Dec 29, 2008 | 02:53 AM
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WOW this thread STINKS

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Old Dec 29, 2008 | 03:04 AM
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Newcastle and Jager..... stay away from me.
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Old Dec 29, 2008 | 07:36 AM
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Originally Posted by HemiGirl
Beer and brown beans with green onions, salmon patties, and cornbread fritters work wonders. The foods that produce a good amount of sulfur are the best. Pizza, beer, taco bell (), and white castles work good together for making people puke. )
Coming from a lady I'm impressed! Vince
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Old Dec 29, 2008 | 07:50 AM
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Molson mudslides....


That's never good!!! Yah gotta dip into the walkin' farts too, their always good for a laugh...as long as your not walking with the wind.
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Old Dec 29, 2008 | 12:17 PM
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update, farted on the treadmill at the gym today, that was embarassing. right by the front door as well.
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Old Dec 29, 2008 | 12:33 PM
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bwahhaa this is amazing! i hate it when your stuck with yourself and you get em so bad you cant even stay in the damn room. not like you can run away! thats when i find the girlfriend
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Old Dec 29, 2008 | 04:44 PM
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The worst is when you are under a lift with ur buddy and he's holding up the trans pan or something where both hands are not free and you drop the worst bomb and walk away. And look back at your buddy and hear him say oh man my mouth was open .
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Old Dec 29, 2008 | 04:58 PM
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When your sitting in a chevy and ya feel sumpin heavy diarrhea..........diarrhea


hahahhahahaha
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Old Dec 29, 2008 | 06:31 PM
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Define "lady". Am just one of the boys, but with different "parts".
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