Heard this one on the radio this morning...

An average man was approached by a homeless man and asked for $10 for something to eat. The man asked "will you use it to buy beer instead of food"? "No", the homeless man replied. "I quit drinking years ago". "Will you use it to gamble?" The homeless man replies with a simple "No, I gave up gambling when I quit drinking". "Will you use it to buy sex from a hooker?" "No; What kind of disease do you think I will get from a $10 hooker?" The man had one final question - "Will you use it for greens fees at a golf course?" The homeless man replies, "I haven't played golf in years." The man takes a minute to think. "You just come home with me and I'll get my wife to cook you something to eat." "Won't she be mad? I am filthy and smell awful." "I know" the man says with a smile. "I want my wife to see what a man looks like that has given up drinking, gambling, sex, and golf."


Have a nice day.

 

That's pretty funny

 

That is good.