Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.

If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,

teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky… Not really good for anything,

but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.

It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00

and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.

Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008:

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions & millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants & terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.

 

LOL #6 and #1 are ******* great

 

very nice thoughts ryan

 

#1 Is Hilarious

 

I thought they're all funny, but I didn't like number 1 from a political standpoint. If it made more sense it would have been funnier.

 

Good stuff, most are pretty true.

 

I thought it made perfect sense.


Those are all pretty good, I like the one about the health nuts.

 

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.

If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,

teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.



And The Number 1 Thought For 2008:

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions & millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants & terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.[/QUOTE]

those three were hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

 

awesome! from a political standpoint, i thought number one was my favorite!

 

politically speaking #1 was the best and funniest, unless your................oh forget it.