let me start by saying i really love our legal system and the **** waffles in new mexico that work for it.

a house i was looking at renting, they wanted to do a background check. no big deal. nothing on there aside from speeding tickets. or so i thought. comes back with TWO dwi's. same first and last name. let me also preface by saying, i never been to new mexico, or close to it.

i have also never had a dwi. anywhere. so after being told to call three different numbers by three different people, i finally get a hold of someone who has zero interest in trying to help. so this amazing dicknose tells me i need to hire a lawyer to fix their fat greasy finger **** up. super. now i have to pay to fix their issues.

YaY

 

Maybe you were too intoxicated to remember your trips to NM??

 

never been that drunk. close though. closest i have been to there is dallas

 

I was just being a dick. That sucks man. It is hard to find people that care about anyone but themselves.

 

i told her i would send her a picture and a photo copy of my drivers license. she said no. thats what i said, "so you're telling me i have to pay money to fix your fat fingered **** up?" she said. "yes that is correct"

whats more fun is this little people mcnugget on the second offense {dwi} shrunk 2 ft 1 inches to a scorching 3' 09". how the hell does this crap keep happening?!?!

 

What?? I want to hear more about this story lol. Apparently you have a midget impostor/identity thief in New Mexico!

 

the background check that was ran came back with this information. i started a new job in oct and none of this came up.

whats even better than the magical shrinking person is they apparently have an iris that changes colors from brown to green. jesus christ on a pogo stick people! it's not that god damn hard to figure out!

 

You have amazing word choice btw


but that does suck...

 

I had a similar situation in good ole' Greenwood. I had two tickets, one in Raytown, one in Greenwood. I paid them both on the same day. YEARS later I am pulled over in Greenwood and they arrest me for a "warrant" for failure to pay the fine. They said they would go through their files if I paid them $18/hr but there was no guarantee they would find it. Scum bags, I hate that city with a passion.

 

WTF man? That's crazy!!