hahaha....I mean...But the miata is deflected easily by farmerbeau's chevy armor and upon impact, loudazz's defication lands right on its makers face...assmunch!lol (alright Farva!)

 

all of the sudden Cammin03 comes around the corner and trys to do a burn out, only he forgot he sold his blower, turbo, headers, cam, NAWWWS, etc, etc.........

 

so BlownChevy went over and pissed on the tires so they would spin....

 

when he whipped out his pecker, he noticed that

 

it was an innie, not an outie, so he made the decision right there that......

 

due to the coldfront and lack of good genes that what he had in his hand was a leftover bratwurst from the lunch he had previously, not his "pecker." His pecker was long shrunk to microscopic size. He looked down and cried because then and there it hit him; This was the reason he couldnt get any ***. He thought maybe i should have held on to that ricer skeez to get a peice. He zipped up his zipper and...

 

Turned around to see Parish heading down the strip at 135 mph.....suddenly his motor starts making a horrific sound, and.........

 

a jet of blue flame shoots out the side mounted tailpipe, with an enormous roar the flux capacitor kicks in, his injector pulse width reads 150% and bam its gone with only two streaks of flame left on the track........

 

as 02sierraz71_5.3 yells but the injectors are static so he is leaning it out....

 

his motor is starting to fail, but we all cheer him "keep driving Jim, keep driving until she blows up"..........