But Beau gets owned when her BF comes and kicks his ***....

 

or so cody thinks because Danica has fallen in love with Beau because of his...lets just say his abilities, to satisfy her. Danicas boyfriend is in such a state of shock that he...

 

runs off then Cody pulls up in his Z71 with the 408 in it and takes Danica from Beau and then drives off. Beau tries to catch him but his truck is too slow...

 

awwwww SHEEEIIIT! ok Beau grabs his ever trusty deer rifle(because clearly, a 270 is a whole lot faster than a rusty old extended cab) and drills the new corsa muffler and through his tranny and block. Cody has a heart attack right then because all of that money he spent went down the shithole. Danica runs back to Beau but he quickly snubs that dirty ho and sells her on the street corner for a mint. Beau is a pimp and he can do stuff like that. The car pulls up to Danica on the street corner and says.....

 

Hey baby you need a ride then Beau says yeah she needs a ride I dont no hoes around here then the guy in the car says....

 

He says "Uhhh....actually its a truck, what do you think this is LS1Tech?"

 

but then he says Hell yeah, hop in bitch; I'll take what I can get. My truck may be slow but its better than.......

 

StrokerAces so they leave while Beau starts crying on the curb....

 

Wow, we messed that one up there; proceed after these words from our sponsors.....

 

a ford any day. He then proceeds to try and do a disgusting burnout...... but the only thing disgusting is the pile of clutch parts his transmission spews out all over the ground, as he sidesteps the clutch...........