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Old Oct 26, 2005 | 11:25 AM
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Then I notice her false teeth on my console and she then tells me she is his grandma....
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Old Oct 26, 2005 | 11:27 AM
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Then her equally hot twin sister calls her so we go to pick her up as well......
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Old Oct 26, 2005 | 11:36 AM
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and she asked me.....why does this truck smell so bad? I reply "its diesel baby"....with a smirk on her hot lips she replies "by a gas truck and put a Radix on it".......
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Old Oct 26, 2005 | 11:42 AM
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so I then throw a wild haymaker right into her jaw which leaves an amazing imprint that looks just like a turbo on her face. At that point I figure enough of the ricer skeez so I boot her *** into the street unbeknownst to BlownChevy who was hauling tail around the corner trying to catch up to Cammin03's slow *** truck. BlownChevy nails the ricer skeez head-on blowing her straight through the front plate glass window of the Taco Bell........
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Old Oct 26, 2005 | 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by BMDMAX
so I then throw a wild haymaker right into her jaw which leaves an amazing imprint that looks just like a turbo on her face. At that point I figure enough of the ricer skeez so I boot her *** into the street unbeknownst to BlownChevy who was hauling tail around the corner trying to catch up to Cammin03's slow *** truck. BlownChevy nails the ricer skeez head-on blowing her straight through the front plate glass window of the Taco Bell........
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Old Oct 26, 2005 | 11:59 AM
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Blown then get's outta his truck and proceeds to pick up the bimbo, throw her over his should, and carry her to the back of the "radx'd crew cab sled" hooks her up to the hitch, and proceeds to drive away, with a nice lil ornament draggin down the road......13.4 in the quarter.........
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Old Oct 26, 2005 | 05:13 PM
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....while the bimbo is being dragged down the road here comes moregrip with those fat slicks"hey u wanna race for the bimbo u draggin ill beat u now cause ur draggin her" so they agree and they're off ; moregrip begins to......
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Old Oct 26, 2005 | 07:03 PM
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try to heat up those monster slicks with a big showy burnout but they hook so hard the driveshaft assplodes from the load that charged 6.0 throws on it. The mangled driveshaft ejects from under his truck like Carl Lewis with his *** on fire and his hair catching, impaling the skank to Blown's truck like a javelin. She starts screaming like a banshee and.......
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Old Oct 26, 2005 | 07:52 PM
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and now i am going to puke... im getting a really good visual of this story, lol.
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Old Oct 26, 2005 | 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by SSlow 4.8
and now i am going to puke... im getting a really good visual of this story, lol.
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