Woman Engaging In Public Oral Sex, Running In Heels Jailed For Workers’ Comp Fraud « CBS San Francisco

 

Hahaha, damn that's a funny one! She's FUGLY, but she can suck a d....

I think they should make her pay back the money she collected fraudulently.

 

Yeah I've seen a ground hawg that looks better than her Lol

 

How was she Tim ?

 

 

Not Me , my parents would disown me

 

I would disown myself...

 

true that bro .

 

So when you graduate boot camp in the Navy (in 1993) they take you into Chicago and dump you off in your dress whites for the night. Me and a bunch of guys rented a limo. We were at the Rock N Roll McDonalds waiting on a friend and this chick who looks like the mother of the chic in that picture opens the door to the limo. She undoes one of my freinds pants and proceeds to give him a BJ. It was then I knew, I was no longer in rural Maryland anymore. I mean she didn't say ****, just started blowing him. The driver kicked her out of there as she was asking for a few bucks. LOL I was like, "OMFG DUDE!!! I can't even begin to imagine what f'ng disease she has given you!!! LOL

We started to drive away, we were all laughing, it got quiet for a second and I said, "WTF, do you always have a boner dude? It's like you knew you were about to get action. Nasty dirty action, but action nevertheless.

 

hahaha ^ awesome story