Well it was saturday night and the preacher was thinking about what he could preach about that morning. he was really wanting something that would hold everybody's attention and that they would really enjoy. So he decided to preach a sermon on waterskiing. He gets all excited about it and goes to his wife "I know what i'm gonna preach about tomorrow" she said "what" and he told her. She said "That's the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard, if your seriously gonna preach about that i'm gonna just drop you off at the church and come back when it's over to pick you up, i'll just be too embarrassed to even stay there". Well he had his mind made up and told her he was still gonna go through w/it. Well that morning she drops him off and he's in there and he can't think of anything to say about it. So he decides to preach a sermon on sex. Well he goes out and preaches the best sermon on sex and everybody just loves it. Well after church everybody was out there shaking his hand and his wife pulls up. She gets out and everybody comes over and starts tellin her how good of a sermon it was and how good he preached it. Well she was like "I just don't understand, he's only tried it twice and fell off both times"

 

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that was a good one! I need a laugh today!

 

Daaaaaaaaaaaanmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!