We were dressed and ready to go out
for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the
answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the
backyard.

We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to
leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house.
We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to
eat the bird..

My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went
inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot
pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the
house
will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver
that I will
be out soon,

'He's just going upstairs to say
Goodbye to
my mother.'

A few minutes later, he got into the
cab.
'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid
bitch was
hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get
her to
come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then,
I had
to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it
worked! I
hauled her fat *** downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!'

The cab driver hit a parked car.

 

Lol!!!!

 

****!...........forgot about the joke thread. modz.....can some one move this?

 

sorry.. no! your got 3 days of ISS.

 

lol Funny

 

haha! got me.