I am sick of these freakin pigeons settling on my roof and crapping all over the place. Does anybody know a good way to prevent these creatures from living on my roof top??

Any suggestions?

 

cover ur roof in spikes..... or buy a air rifle...... or a python, chicken hawk.....

 

pigeons are like herpes, good luck getting rid of them

 

AR15. Lots of ammo.

 

use sparingly.....

 

get a ninja that hides in ur chimney!!!! and when pegions land he hops out and slices their head off!!!!!

 

Beginning of 2008 we were workin under this shed fitting pipe for some oil pumps. Well about 30 minutes after dark the pigeons would show up and crap all over our trailers, tools, and where we were working..
So after getting fed up for 3 or 4 nights, i brought my Ruger 10/22 with Super Colibri ammo..


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Deadly up to 30yds and super stealthy..

i killed 38 pigeons that night and never had a problem for the next couple months..
Everybody kept asking why theres dead pigeons everywhere.... "eh, i dunno what happened"

 

put up a plastic owl.....

my grandmother but up on of those water sprinklers that go around.. u know the ***** ***** ***** kind....
the birds got tired of not be able to land and would leave...

 

call united airlines, they've got a foolproof method

 

LMAO, thats effed up but true.