dirt track racer 81

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On a farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Corvette. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy to see the chicken arrive in the shiny new Corvette. The horse managed to get hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear of the farmer's Vette, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken drove the Corvette back to the farmhouse and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented; best buddies, best pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into the mud pit and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "hangy-down thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken took a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story? (Yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)

"When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Corvette to pick up chicks."

ntmd8tr

I already knew that but the i had to get the corvette just to say I got a new z06. ha ha ha

RoosterMcCandles

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The Vette sure don't hurt though. I've already had two girls describe the experience as 'orgasmic'.

Colby 04

dirt track racer 81

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guess you two aint well hung..whens girls get in my truck they say its orgasmic..guess from the vibration those solid motor mounts give off..haha

chevyguy7802

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00Silv4.8

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haha, amen! I had this 95 Pontiac Bonneville SSE (loved that ****** car) and the passenger seat was literally "orgasmic".. it had the 96 way power seats and u push the tilt back button and it would vibrate the whole chair. So one of my friends at the time (chick) was sitting there and ****** with the seat. So I said check this out and she FLIPPED, haha, for the next month I had that car not wrecked it was known as the orgasm chair

Colby 04

you guessed wrong....twice in one post

RoosterMcCandles

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Whatever helps you sleep at night Tyler!