The Most Functional Word
Dec 30, 2003 | 05:45 PM
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The Most Functional Word
Well, it's ****...that's right, ****!
**** may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider this:
You can get ****-faced, be **** out of luck, or have **** for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your **** together, find a place for your ****, or be asked to **** or get off the pot.
You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****, and tell others to eat ****.
Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference between **** and Shineola.
There are lucky *****, dumb *****, crazy *****. There is bull ****, horse ****, and chicken ****. You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the ****, or duck when the **** hits the fan.
You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****. Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times when you feel like ****.
You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong ****, or a lot of weird ****. You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along, if you give a ****. Or not do so, If you don't give a ****. Well ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do Give A **** and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of ****. But if you happened to catch a load of **** from some **** head ......Well **** happens.
**** may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider this:
You can get ****-faced, be **** out of luck, or have **** for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your **** together, find a place for your ****, or be asked to **** or get off the pot.
You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****, and tell others to eat ****.
Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference between **** and Shineola.
There are lucky *****, dumb *****, crazy *****. There is bull ****, horse ****, and chicken ****. You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the ****, or duck when the **** hits the fan.
You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****. Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times when you feel like ****.
You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong ****, or a lot of weird ****. You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along, if you give a ****. Or not do so, If you don't give a ****. Well ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do Give A **** and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of ****. But if you happened to catch a load of **** from some **** head ......Well **** happens.
Dec 30, 2003 | 05:45 PM
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The Most Functional Word
Well, it's ****...that's right, ****!
**** may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider this:
You can get ****-faced, be **** out of luck, or have **** for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your **** together, find a place for your ****, or be asked to **** or get off the pot.
You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****, and tell others to eat ****.
Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference between **** and Shineola.
There are lucky *****, dumb *****, crazy *****. There is bull ****, horse ****, and chicken ****. You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the ****, or duck when the **** hits the fan.
You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****. Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times when you feel like ****.
You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong ****, or a lot of weird ****. You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along, if you give a ****. Or not do so, If you don't give a ****. Well ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do Give A **** and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of ****. But if you happened to catch a load of **** from some **** head ......Well **** happens.
**** may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider this:
You can get ****-faced, be **** out of luck, or have **** for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your **** together, find a place for your ****, or be asked to **** or get off the pot.
You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****, and tell others to eat ****.
Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference between **** and Shineola.
There are lucky *****, dumb *****, crazy *****. There is bull ****, horse ****, and chicken ****. You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the ****, or duck when the **** hits the fan.
You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****. Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times when you feel like ****.
You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong ****, or a lot of weird ****. You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along, if you give a ****. Or not do so, If you don't give a ****. Well ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do Give A **** and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of ****. But if you happened to catch a load of **** from some **** head ......Well **** happens.
Dec 30, 2003 | 05:55 PM
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or chingon??? 
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or chingon??? j/k
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