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Old Nov 16, 2007 | 10:17 AM
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A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside. Then, the gator will close his mouth for one minute. Then, he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.
After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered, and the first of his free
drinks were delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly
spoke up.........."I'll try it. Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!"
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Old Nov 16, 2007 | 10:23 AM
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oh yeah. For some reason I pictured Kellie Pickler.
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Old Nov 16, 2007 | 10:52 AM
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oh yeah. For some reason I pictured Kellie Pickler.
bwakakaka!
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Old Nov 16, 2007 | 11:22 AM
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oh yeah. For some reason I pictured Kellie Pickler.

Thats no joke, she's about as dumb as a box of ****.
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Old Nov 16, 2007 | 03:59 PM
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When I hear that red high heels song it gets stuck in my head and I want to punch my radio.
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Old Nov 16, 2007 | 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by TurboGibbs
oh yeah. For some reason I pictured Kellie Pickler.
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Old Nov 16, 2007 | 09:10 PM
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YESS!!!
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Old Nov 16, 2007 | 09:28 PM
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Stick a sock in her mouth and all is good...
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Old Nov 17, 2007 | 07:40 AM
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Are you smarter than a 5th Grader?
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Old Nov 17, 2007 | 09:02 AM
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haha the wife even thought it was funny
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