A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.
He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my
manhood inside. Then the gator will close his Mouth for one minute.
"Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for
witnessing this Spectacle, Each of you will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar,
dropped his trousers, and placed his Johnson and related parts in the
alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.
After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the Alligator
hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man
removed his genitals unscathed as Promised. The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100
who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd. After a minute, a
hand went up in the back of the bar. A Blonde woman timidly spoke
up.......... "I'll try it - Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!"

 

olw alli. i miss that gator. he knew just how hard to close his mouth. that blonde on the other hand..........

 

my pet gator used to lay in my bed and he was a good 2 and a half feet long are so then mama made me get rid of him cause he would not let her out the living room he used to chase the wife and her brother in the bathroom are up the stairs

 

i turned my pet gater into a nice pair of boots. my neighbor never did figure out what was happening to all his chickens