Best joke ever?
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A Good Husband
A good husband always does right by his wife.
A woman was in a coma and had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed there was
a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried
it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,
"As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick
and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close
the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into
his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat
lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses run back into the room.
"What happened?!" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure....maybe she choked?
A good husband always does right by his wife.
A woman was in a coma and had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed there was
a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried
it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,
"As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick
and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close
the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into
his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat
lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses run back into the room.
"What happened?!" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure....maybe she choked?
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Originally Posted by Wilde Racing
booooo??? lol
HEY Congrates on turning GREEN
HEY Congrates on turning GREEN

Thanks man, it's a huge resposibility that takes all my free time
You up for a Saturday night @ SAC soon?


