First i want to say that ive never been in trouble with the law at all in my life and i usually dont drive like a bat out of hell....



I was taking my girlfriend home friday night, driving on a farmroad and i drive up on a car going like 10 mph under the speedlimit. So i ride up on him and pass him. I get half way past him and i see lights commin right at me.. I freak and hold the throttle down and keep rolling and miss the oncomming car by a 100 feet or so. I see that the car was white and had lights on the top. ****!!! I start to freak as i look in the rearview mirror and see the cop turn around. I slow down and he pulls me over about a mile down the road. I tell Mandy to put her damn hands out the window! The cop walks up and asks her how old she is and how she is related to me. Then he tells me to get my liscense. I was telling him everything i was doing. "Im putting it in park......Im getting my wallet..."

He opens my door and says " get the hell out of the car!"
I get out and he pushes me against old whitey and proceeds to give me the what for and how to about passing in a no passing zone and how i could have killed everybody envolved. He then tells me to get to the back of his car. He pats me down and opens the door and says, "Get in."

AAWWWW ****!!


He asks me what i do, i say that im a student and i tell him all of my info and after about five minutes of watching him run my lisense, he gets out of the car and opens the door. He says, "I want you around a little longer so be careful and no more passing in a no passing zone." I feel like a pansy for admitting this but i gave him a hug, shake his hand and say thanks for not hauling my *** in.

I walk back to the truck and Mandy still has her hands out the window and shes crying. I laugh a little and tell her to put her hands back in the window and ask her why she is crying. "he yelled at me and he was mean to you..." I tell her that i deserved it and apologize for being an idiot.


Needless to say, it freaked me and the little lady out.

 

Well, sounds like he did what he was lookin to do and scared the crap outta you.Be careful not to pass any more cops ehh?
As for your girl cryin...i could see that women are sensitve and you gotta treat em as such.

 

Yea thats what i figured, i think he just tried to scare the crap out of me.

 

damn...sounds like the cop was a cool sum bish

I'm surprised he left you alone with a warning, it could have been much worse. Where did this happen?

 

Close one.......

 

you gave hima hug ?

 

haha beat me to it.

 

Damn Ive been out of town, you both beat me too it. Beau youre a pansy *** little bitch. Should have told him STFU get the *** back in your car youre makin my bitch cry you ******. I ought to kick you *** . Ill show you how to do it next time Im there, but youre driving .

 

haha, maybe in LA. texas cops would break out the night stick and whip your ***. when i get pulled over im respectful, but dont kiss ***. it works for me most the time. if it dosent i start dropping names

that only works with the local city cops though. DPS officers are *****! they will ticket their own mother

 

I went to texas twice in a single week the second trip i ended up gettin a 70 in a 60 ticket...it was gay.