i walk in the door from work, and my wife meets me at the door smiling. she said dinner is ready and waiting on you. "i said ok lets eat, im hungry." she is still standing in the door blocking me with a smirk on her face... i say "what?" and i hear a high pitch baaaaaaa. i say "what in the hell is that" and i see a baby goat IN THE LIVING ROOM!!!

out of anger, i say, "thats it! im buying nitrous!"

soooo,now she has a goat and im getting the bottle

 

a goat? wtf?


wait is the goat dinner??

 

too bad she did not get you a fainting goat. thats good for hours of entertainment.

 

those are bad ***. i wouldnt have been mad at all after seeing that.
the goat will be kept at her parents property where she keeps her horse as well.
NOT in the house. hell, we already have three dogs

 

the goat is only three days old, and is about the size of a chihuaha(sp?)

 

hmmm... another 3-4weeks and you can sell it as a cabrito!!

 

what is "cabrito" for us non spanish speaking folk?

 

In other words, somebody will be eating the little fellow!!!

 

i want one of these, i just cant find them anywhere. it would be funny as hell to have one

 

**** yea. good eatin right there