Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled,

"Survivor, Texas Style."

The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas .

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm Gay," "I Love the Dixie Chicks," "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama," "George Strait Sucks," "Hillary in 2012" and "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

 

hahahahaahaha

 

lol..... I bet that would at least get some looks.

 

hell yeah id watch it.... it would be about like the episode of Top gear where they drove through like mississippi and alabama with all that **** all over their cars and they almost got killed like 3 times...

 

hahahahaha

 

I've seen that one before, but it would still be pretty damn funny

 

i bet there wouldnt be a winner lol

 

well here in waco i could hold down the fort and break out my 308. hell im only 2 miles from I35...