Unfortunately, as I have gotten a little older, I have probably become
a little less sensitive. So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart
greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive,
mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, cursing and
yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had
been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there, are they twins?

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't
twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam; I just couldn't
believe you got laid twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at
Wal-Mart.

My supervisor said I probably just wasn't cut out for this line of
work.

 

Bwaaaaa, lol.

 

Hahahahahahaha!!!

 

Holy Chet.... Now that was funny!!!

 

Must have been in Humble Tx. on FM1960

 

Heard it a while back. It's kind of a cheap joke, but usually good for a laugh.

 

LMAO good one

 

lol nice one!