True American Joke
Aug 16, 2006 | 08:17 AM
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True American Joke
In the words of Yakov Smirnoff... "America, what a country!"
A Somali arrives in Minneapolis a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, FREE medical care and free education in my language!"
The passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!"
The person says, "I no American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!"
That person puts up his hand and says,
"I am from middle East, I am not an American!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Russia!"
Puzzled he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The Russian lady checks her watch and says...
"Probably at work!"
A Somali arrives in Minneapolis a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, FREE medical care and free education in my language!"
The passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!"
The person says, "I no American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!"
That person puts up his hand and says,
"I am from middle East, I am not an American!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Russia!"
Puzzled he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The Russian lady checks her watch and says...
"Probably at work!"
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Aug 18, 2006 | 06:51 AM
#8
>
> Every day at the office, a male co-worker walks up very close to a
> lady
> standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells
> her
> that her hair smells nice.
> After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint
> to a
> supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to
> file a
> sexual harassment grievance against him.
> The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,
> "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
> smells
> nice?"
>
> The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget
>
> Every day at the office, a male co-worker walks up very close to a
> lady
> standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells
> her
> that her hair smells nice.
> After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint
> to a
> supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to
> file a
> sexual harassment grievance against him.
> The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,
> "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
> smells
> nice?"
>
> The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget
>
