Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas...

> If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas
> If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas
> If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas
> If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas
> If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas
> If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas
> If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas
> If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas
> If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas
> If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Texas
> If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Texas friends & others, you definitely live in Texas
>> Need a vacation? Here is a list of actual places to travel to in Texas:
>> Need to be cheered up?
> Happy, Texas 79042
> Pep, Texas 79353
> Smiley, Texas 78159
> Paradise,Texas 76073
> Rainbow, Texas 76077
> Sweet Home, Texas 77987
> Comfort, Texas 78013
> Friendship, Texas 76530
> > Love the Sun?
> Sun City, Texas 78628
> Sunrise, Texas 76661
> Sunset, Texas 76270
> Sundown, Texas 79372
> Sunray, Texas 79086
> Sunny Side, Texas 77423
> > Want something to eat?
> Bacon, Texas 76301
> Noodle, Texas 79536
> Oatmeal, Texas 78605
> Turkey, Texas 79261
> Trout, Texas 75789
> Sugar Land , Texas 77479
> Salty, Texas 76567
> Rice, Texas 75155
> And top it off with:
> Sweetwater, Texas 79556
> Why travel to other cities? Texas has them all!
> Detroit, Texas 75436
> Colorado City, Texas 79512
> Denver City, Texas 79323
> Nevada, Texas 75173
> Memphis, Texas 79245
> Miami, Texas 79059
> Boston, Texas 75570
> Santa Fe, Texas 77517
> Tennessee Colony, Texas 75861
> Reno, Texas 75462

> Feel like traveling outside the country? Don't bother buying a plane ticket!
> Athens, Texas 75751
> Canadian, Texas 79014
> China, Texas 77613
> Egypt, Texas 77436
> Turkey, Texas 79261
> London , Texas 76854
> New London, Texas 75682
> Paris, Texas 75460
> No need to travel to Washington D.C.
> Whitehouse, Texas 75791
> > We even have a city named after our planet!
> Earth, Texas 79031
> > And a city named after our State!
> Texas City, Texas 77590
> > Exhausted?
> Energy, Texas 76452
> > Cold?
> Blanket, Texas 76432
> Winters, Texas
> > Like to read about History?
> Santa Anna, Texas
> Goliad, Texas
> Alamo, Texas
> Gun Barrel City, Texas
> > Need Office Supplies?
> Staples, Texas 78670
> > Men are from Mars, woman are from
> Venus, Texas 76084
> > You guessed it... it's on the state line...
> Texline, Texas 79087
> > For the kids...
> Kermit, Texas 79745
> Elmo, Texas 75118
> Nemo, Texas 76070
> Tarzan, Texas 79783
> Winnie, Texas 77665
> Sylvester, Texas 79560
>> Other city names in Texas, to make you smile..... :
> Frognot, Texas 75424
> Bigfoot, Texas 78005
> Hogeye, Texas 75423
> Cactus, Texas 79013
> Notrees, Texas 79759
> Best, Texas 76932
> Veribest, Texas 76886
> Kickapoo, Texas 75763
> Dime Box, Texas
> Telephone, Texas 75488
> Telegraph, Texas 76883
> Whiteface, Texas 79379
> Twitty, Texas 79079
>
> And last but not least. The Anti-Al Gore City
> Kilgore, Texas 75662
>
> Have a Good Day!
>
> P.S. Whoops, left out
> Muleshoe
> Cut'n shoot,
> Hoot And Holler,
> Ding Dong, and don't forget......
> Farewell, Texas
>
> And, of course, there is a place in Texas that is......
> KNOTT, TEXAS

 

Hahaha Nice! I love this place.

 

TEXAS ROCKS

 

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas
If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Texas


These are especially SO true.

 

God Bless our State.

 

If your truck's name starts with LA and it's fast as hell, you must live in SOUTH TEXAS.....LOL

 

i am guilty of all these TODAY!!except for hitting a deer... i feel like a redneck

 

Hey lets keep those threads in the drag racing section




60*s is chilly I HATE cold weather.

 

If you name your truck period, you might live in Texas.

Well, I guess i've named mine too. It is known as THAT PIECE OF ****!