welp heres a pic of my yard..all the dark spots are the dog ****..some just mix in with the color of the grass..and down by the truck there is a lot..i just walk along the curb..pic sucks by the way that truck ive been drivin since my truck is a piece of ****

 

Smear the dog **** on their door **** or on their house. Then leave them a note that says "You forced me to do this" Somebody already said this shoot him in the *** with the bb gun he'll learn quickly. You have to do something to the people. The bb gun thing will take care of the dog shitting on your lawn, but the neighbors have to be taught the phrase "respect thy neighbor"

 

really man you may not liek it but go spend 10 bucks on a pooper scooper or use your shovel. And put that **** back on their door step. Dont just throw it in their yard. put it somewhere they have to clean it up. They will eventually realize they have to stop the dog from shittin in your yard as this is the only way to get the **** off their front porch!

Its logical and harmless. Or you can actually call the dog pound. MANY MANY MANY towns actually have city ordinaces that are strict on things like this. call the dog pound they will for the first time warn the neighbor. but the 2nd is a fine and 3rd is dog taken away.(atleast how it is here) At the rate of your front yard dumpage dog would be gone in a week or two.

 

**** that, I'd buy the meatballs!

 

I agree with 04SSS, put the poop back in the neighbors yard.

Lady Glover

 

I'm with the guys who say YOU need to go **** in their yard. I would go to an all you can eat mexican buffet and wait a couple hours.

 

After reading this thread and being a dog lover...It is your call. Personally I think after seeing the picture of your front yard, you should do as Beau said but tie the owner the back of your truck.

 

Being an animal lover in general, especially of dogs, I find it disheartening that everyone is so quick to resort to physical violence of the animals. I do understand having them **** in your yard and that sucks, but it is definitely not that dogs fault. Dogs are not born with the natural ability to know their boundaries and if their owners are too ******* stupid or ignorant to do so, then the owners are the ones to be dealt with.

If nothing else, call the animal shelter and make sure that they are there when the animal is actually in the process of shitting in your yard, or carry it up there yourselves. If the dog comes up missing maybe they will take a little more care of it. And if they go to the pound to re-adopt it or something, maybe they will start to think of letting it run with out a leash. Maybe not, but I just think its better than killing an animal for shitting. Go kick the **** out of your neighbor or something. LoL

 

Feed his dog lots of sugar free chocolate and tie him to their porch on a short leash.


Sugar free chocolate > Exlax

 

It's on like donkey kong now boys...my grandma came over the other day..she ownes our house and she was complaining about it..so my mom sees our neighbor alot since they both work at the school and my mom told her about my grandma complaining about it and she just started laughing and said its not her problem and then my mom told her she had to stop me from shooting it the other day and then she started bitchin about my truck and said her daughter..to which i might add is pretty cute wants to shoot me because i come in at all odd hours of the night..and im like WTF!! im home by 10 every night..that just pisses me off..i wasnt going to do nuthing to the dog its self but the dog is going to have to suffer because of the neighbors lack of respect..