collect the **** and stick it in their mailbox

 

HA HA HA, This thread is maybe 14 hours old and already 6 pages long. I'm cracking up over here learning how to rid myself of unwanted pests. I'm not much of the killing type but if I stepped in someone else's dog's ****, i'd turn into the incredible hulk and start throwin a fit. But seriously, i'd make a sport out of it, set up a blind on your porch, get settled in with your bb gun/ paintball gun/ real gun/ hand grenade or whichever you prefer and wait for the little bastard to come strolling up. Then POP!!

 

paintball the **** outta that little bastard.... but freeze the paintballs LOL... I do this when me and my buddies used to play.... it hurts like a bitch.

 

Federal offense to mess with a mailbox

 

We had to go "Code Red" on are neighbors German Sheppard when we lived in town, it would not shut up barking and it crapped in are yard all the time. So my mom got some hamburger meat loaded it down with poison and feed it to the BIG SOB and about hr. later he toook a long napp.... haha I remember are neighbors draggin it out of there yard.....hahaa

 

I couldnt kill it personally. Their are a few things you can cheaply or safely do.

Dog pound, cost 35 to adopt. Adopt the biggest stinkiest dog. Pen it in thier yard after chili's cheese dip and a few margaritas, dont ask how I know this makes a dog **** like you wouldnt believe!!!!

Run a metal wire the dog wont see in your yard from the neighbors. PUt a battery with a fuse inline. this will shock the dog when it walks into your yard. Just put up a sign so you cant get sued by humans.

 

That would be funny. On second thought it sounds like its more of the neighbor's fault than the dog's since he doesn't know property lines and hasn't seemed to be taught them. Now I'm thinking just get invited over to the neighbor's house, hang out with them for a while, then **** on the floor and leave. They should understand that.

 

My father had the same problem with the nieghbor dog. He bought a motion-activated sprinkler. So when the dog wandered into his yard it would spray it.
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Just do a search on Yahoo, "motion activated sprinkler"

Inexpensive, harmless, but effective. AND

when your neighbor sees it going off and asks what it for. Say
"To keep you dog from shitting in my yard."

 

There is the winner!

 

ive made up my mind..ill get some black cats and m-80's and next time he squawts through some of them at him..and video tape it