Thats exactly what i would do.

He thought it was pretty cool when i showed it to him. Then he wonders why the slicks were in the back of my truck after going to the track....No reason. I think its all coming together in his head. Hopefully he will just accept it and move on. Ill get him in the truck or at least to the track with me.

 

I dont know about getting in your neighbors ***.... JFWY

 

 

.....oh he'd know I was in it. I got a neighbor now that I call Flanders...like the religious nut neighbor on the Simpson's. When he first moved in, he was telling me that I shouldn't let my son (who was like 8 at the time) watch Spongebob, as it was an adult cartoon! He then told me he didn't "decieve his kids (who were like 3 and 6) about Santa Clause and I shouldn't either! Then, I was in my driveway, setting the timing on my Hotrod (at the time an 84 G-body with nitrous'd small block) when he came over making the "cut throat" sign for me to shut it down. I was already fed the F' up, so I turned it off, and got about 3 inches from his face and said, "What can I do for ya Flanders?" He said, "Let me ask you something,.....What do you NEED a car like this for?" I thought for about 5 seconds and said, "Well Bill, it's kinda like having a 12 inch ****...you really don't NEED it, but its nice to have IF you do!". He didn't speak to me for well over 3 months, didn't even look over here. But he didn't have the ***** to tell his wife either, so I'd talk to her all the time....offer to help with the groceries, etc. Finally he manned up and told me he was out of line...and things have been fine since. When you "get in their ***", they tend to re-think their program.

BTW, you could always put SuperGlue in his front door ****.

 

a little timic flavored hotdog will do the trick. he'll take about 3 steps then fal over dead. u could don it with out anyone knowin

 

that don't work try it more than once



i have train the Neighbors dog not to even come in my yard.just ever time you see it act like you like him when he comes up to u kick him

 

it will work, just one shot per coke bottle

 

I only read the first 3 pages, I am a Dog Lover, Like said before it is not the Dogs fault. I would just pick it up and fling it into their yard.

Or I can bring my Dog over and he can **** in their yard

 

That is too funny. I call my stupid neighbor "Speedo". Because one night my GF and I were in my backyard watching my cat play and I look over at the fence and see my neighbor climbing out of his above ground pool in a pink Speedo. thats right pink, and he is not a built guy or anything, actually he is over weight. needless to say I did not have sex that night or for a few nights. both me and my GF were not in the mood.

 

A variation on the horse theory....Borrow a Vietnamese pot-bellied pig, feed him on a diet of burritos and chili, then give it a couple of ExLax and tie it up to their car door handle or near a door or on the carport.